A Sausage that has been sizzled in #*@$

For those of you that have read my latest newsletter here is a perfect example. I open up my mail today and there is a letter from Mr Hassle Free Share Sales Pty Ltd offering to purchase my CBA shares. He tells me that he will pay me $29.20 per share. He also tells me that the market value of my shares are $58.31. He also tells me that i will get my money in 10 days and that i don't have to pay any brokerage. He also tells me that this offer is regulated by the corporations act 2001 and that he is has no affiliation with the CBA. He has also carefully worded the letter to lead you into thinking that the $29.20 per share is the market value of the shares. Wow what an offer, FOR HIM.

What a sizzle, he is leading me to believe that the price is the market value, i am getting my money quick, i am saving a fortune on brokerage, he is independent from the CBA, and it is all legal.

What to do with this.

Don't agree to it.
Burn the page titled ACCEPTANCE FORM
Mail the letter back and hand write on it that you had not realised the parcel you left in the toilet this morning had found its way into your hands, what a SAUSAGE SIZZLED in #*@$